louise mckenzie records

don't try. – Bukowski

how 2 survive the end of the world

go 2 the regular non self check out

send three voice messages right in a row

buy a gun

listen to onerepublic and attain true neutral

sit at the bar instead of a table

learn how 2 listen

empathize hard

let a man do things for u

brew coffee different than ur usual method

mess up brewing coffee different than ur usual method

ask someone what was that like

give in 2 true luv

mail a bad postcard

let go of true luv

have a mid first kiss that leads to hours long beautiful makeouts

invite violent thoughts out 2 lunch and make casual conversation with them

overstep in a sensitive discussion with a friend

have a lot of sex

do not produce children

buy a miniature version of a general object

return an in store purchase with a receipt

ask 4 cash back

make small talk with ur mortality

reject the use of tracking numbers

say please dont stop please dont stop

lose ur keys

eat dinner over the sink

flirt with eye contact

hold the door 4 someone who is way 2 far away 2 be holding the door for them

try impact play for stress relief

get there without using apple maps

change the locks

let ur ego know it is embarrassing u in front of ur new friends

buy a notebook 4 the woman u will become

leave it blank

accidentally call his name wrong in bed

drink 4 pleasure and never 2 cope

disagree without preparing a closing argument

be super wrong most of the time and admit it with the confidence of someone who is always right

cook the chicken before it goes bad

trace the lines of ur lovers face

lie 2 strangers 4 their benefit

spill ur secrets to someone trustworthy

apologize and forgive

participate

ask grief 2 wait 4 u outside

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